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Clowns go to university

Uniclowns

It is well known that most of the UK’s 106 universities have been dumbing down for years. In a recent survey 48% of university academics believed students were ill prepared for university study, 34% thought that students were intellectually less able or less well prepared than they were in the past and 45% believed assessment…

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Sheffield Tree Cull

Intellectually challenged Sheffield City Councillors decided that 17,500 of Sheffield’s 36,000 street trees should be cut down. Are they diseased? A few of them are but not that many. Are they hindering pedestrians or motor vehicles? A few of them are but not that many. This slash and burn policy involves removing as many big…

Illiterate Civil Service Plonker

Author, political activist and independent American journalist Brittany Pettibone was last weekend deported from the UK after being detained while entering the country. She claims that she was deported because she planned to interview a far-right leader. Why a right-wing journalist should be banned from entering the country while hundreds of ISIS fanatics can return…

Dumb Vegan

If you want to live on a diet of fried tarantulas or lawn grass that’s fine by me and your problem not mine. However, forcing your dietary regime on another living creature is not only stupid but also cruel. The Fennec fox (Fennecus zerda) is the smallest of all the world’s foxes and inhabits the…

Misandrist Extraordinaire

“Rise in hate crime in England and Wales” screams the newspaper headline. Of course, there is a rise in hate crime. Every time the definition of hate crime is extended there are more crimes to commit, simple as that. Escalating police activity and interest in hate crimes also boosts the numbers. If Grimsby MP Melanie…

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Pride of Scotland

An average of 22 people a week die from alcohol-related causes in Scotland which is 54% higher than in England and Wales. Unfortunately, these morons who assaulted England coach Eddie Jones after Scotland’s well-deserved victory in the 2018 Calcutta Cup were not among them.

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Here be Idiots

I hope this is not the beginning of making use of parked ambulances to demonstrate just how stupid you are. Paramedic Simon Wong of the West Midlands Ambulance Service parked on a double yellow line to answer a 999 call. Naturally he left the lights flashing and the doors open so that if necessary the…

Generation Snowflake

Censorship and intolerance in British universities is now endemic. Spiked magazine has published the Free Speech University Rankings (FSUR) for 2018. Universities have been divided into three groups and although the classification is simple the methodology and analysis is thorough. The Universities are classified as either: Red: Those that have banned and actively censored ideas…